in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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