I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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