love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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