If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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