i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
