waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
So much Jack, so little girl.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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