We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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