the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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