To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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