what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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