Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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