I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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