she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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