"it" just moved
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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