I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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