5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
They should really pass out barf bags in church
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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