So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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