Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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