Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Success! We fucked roommates!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
tell me about the fingering
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