what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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