I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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