Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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