Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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