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(770): View more from Georgia

Tell her she's as useless as a condom.

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(903): View more from Texas

I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.

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(206): View more from Washington

At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?

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(805): View more from California

Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate

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(626): View more from California

My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.

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(620): View more from Kansas

You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...

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(657): View more from California

There's even glitter on my cock...

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