Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
