he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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