She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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