Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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