come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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