I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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