So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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