Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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