im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Randomize