3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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