You're completely useless in the revolution.
...so i touched it.
I looked at my own cervix.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
