I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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