I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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