The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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