I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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