This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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