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Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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