You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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