If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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