just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
did you just send me my own nude
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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