your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
We smell like vodka and hangover
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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