Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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