Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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