Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
dude. I can hear the air.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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