I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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