I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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