you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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